What is a Cat Priestess?
In olden days of yore, the back pages of comic books sold miracles, panaceas, and all the wondrous novelties of the world for pennies on the dollar. Mail your allowance off to a mysterious far away post office box and you too could have x-ray vision, rippling muscles of steel, and/or a sea monkey kingdom. Ah, nostalgia! Yet, all is not lost – modern technology has not completely robbed us of our sense of innocent wonder.
So it is that you have arrived at this humble and obscure webpage that promises you the Infinite Universe!
Yes, you! You too can become a CAT PRIESTESS OF PUSSIOPOLIS!
- Explore and Expand in Holofelinity (Universal Cat Consciousness).
- Wear Sacred Cat Ears, Collars, Claws and other Sexy Fashions for Cat Priestesses.
- Express the Divine Feminine surging forth from the Ancient Past into the Present.
- Champion and Nurture Real Cats both Wild and Domestic Everywhere.
- Venerate Cathenge the Cat Temple with Beautiful Rites and Dances.
- Channel the Galactic Wisdom of Lyran Space Cats, our Alien Feline Creators.
- Discover your 9 Cat Chakras and attain Mental Mastery over Time and Space.
- Be the first Cat Priestess on Your Block!!!
SPECIAL LIMITED TIME OFFER!
Participate in the Cat Priestess Fashion Show at the Ribbon Cutting Ceremony for Cathenge at Patricia’s Green in Hayes Valley, San Francisco. Friday, Dec. 02, 2022 and instantly become a registered, official Cat Priestess of the Cat Priestesshood of Pussiopolis – that most venerable (yet excruciatingly hip) of sacerdotal institutions with a lineage beyond the Ice Age and over light years to other star systems in alien dimensions.
When you join the Cat Priestesshood you get:
- Bragging Rights
- Hand Lettered Certificate of Authenticity
- Pussiopolis Membership Card
- Cat Priestess Profile Page on cathenge.net
- Sacred Cat Ears
- Magical Holofelinity Power Collar of Pizzazzium
- Cat Priestess Stickers
- Coupons for Advanced Courses in the Mystic Arts of Holofelinity
Interested? Well, what are you waiting for?!
Send a letter of inquiry – feel free to ask any questions.
BECOME A CAT PRIESTESS AND SAVE THE UNIVERSE!!!