On Thursday, May 25th at 9PM join us for the second installment of the “Space Cat Session Series” at Cathenge at Patricia’s Green in Hayes Valley. Within the uniquely cosmic ambience of David Normal’s Cathenge Cat Temple art installation we’ll continue to explore the mysteries of the Cathenge Mythos – the epic tale 0f the Space Cats and their journey through the cosmos. In this second session we’ll focus in greater depth on the sacred order of the Cat Priestesshood of Pussiopolis and their rituals of Holofelinity – Universal Cat Consciousness.
Space Cat Sessions is an on site multimedia slideshow presentation of the Cathenge Mythos by David Normal with musical accompaniment by Xxhe (Ręal Varnes) at the Cathenge installation. Patricia’s Green, Hayes Valley, San Francisco
Bi-weekly series every Thursday evening at 9 PM
Starting May 11th, 2023.
Thurs. May 11th 9PM
Thurs. May 25th 9PM
Thurs. Jun 8th 9PM
Thurs. Jun 22nd 9PM
Thurs. Jul 6th 9PM
Thurs. Jul 20th 9PM
Thurs. Aug 3rd 9PM
Thurs. Aug 17th 9PM
Thurs. Aug 31st 9PM
Thurs. Sep 14th 9PM
Thurs. Sep 28th 9PM
Thurs. Oct 12th 9PM
Thurs. Oct 26th 9PM
Cathenge Mythos Talk – the Saga of the Space Cats, our Feline Overlords
Lecture by David Normal (Creator of Cathenge Cat Temple)
45 min power point presentation +Q&A
The Cathenge Mythos is the saga of the Lyran Space Cats, our ancient extraterrestrial feline overlords and the true creators of the human race. Learn how the Lyran Space Cats came to Earth at the height of the Ice Age, and of their awesome cosmic powers, and the lost secrets of how the Egyptian Pyramids were really built.
In this fast-paced and densely information packed Power Point Presentation, Artist and Researcher, David Normal (Creator of the Cathenge Cat Temple), will reveal the results of years of esoteric research into the history of the Extraterrestrial Space Cats from the Lyran star system.
Feline Life in the Ancient Cat Civilization on Planet Lemewria orbiting the Pole Star Vega
Holofelinity: Universal Cat Consciousness
Cat Goddesses of the Lyran Religion
The Cat Priestesshood of Pussiopolis
Lyran Cat People and the interstellar “Starseed” races.
The “Disco-Lyran Wars” between Lyran Cat People and Disco Reptilians
“Pizzazium” and recreational transubstantiation among mystic felines
How and why cats shoot lasers from their eyes
The Orb of Holofelinity and its destruction
Origins of the Catolith – Sacred Symbol of Holofelinity
Arrival of Lyrans on Planet Earth
Catlantis and New Lemewria – Ice Age Cat Civilizations
Pro-wrestling and the creation of the human race
Pursuit to Earth by the Disco Reptilians
The Great Cat Mau, the Yonger Dryass and the Legends of the Deluge
Enki, Thoth, Quetzalcoatl and the Feline Teachers of Civilization
“Annunaki” – The Draconian Heresy and the enslavement of mankind
The departure of the Cat People from Planet Earth
Sekhmet, Bastet, Tefnut – Secrets of the Egyptian Cat Goddesses
Holofelinity and the Housecat
Kitty Kundalini – reclaiming the Nine Cat Chakras
Cathenge and modern Cat Worship in the 21st Century
In olden days of yore, the back pages of comic books sold miracles, panaceas, and all the wondrous novelties of the world for pennies on the dollar. Mail your allowance off to a mysterious far away post office box and you too could have x-ray vision, rippling muscles of steel, and/or a sea monkey kingdom. Ah, nostalgia! Yet, all is not lost – modern technology has not completely robbed us of our sense of innocent wonder.
So it is that you have arrived at this humble and obscure webpage that promises you the Infinite Universe! Yes, you! You too can become a CAT PRIESTESS OF PUSSIOPOLIS!
Explore and Expand in Holofelinity (Universal Cat Consciousness).
Wear Sacred Cat Ears, Collars, Claws and other Sexy Fashions for Cat Priestesses.
Express the Divine Feminine surging forth from the Ancient Past into the Present.
Champion and Nurture Real Cats both Wild and Domestic Everywhere.
Venerate Cathenge the Cat Temple with Beautiful Rites and Dances.
Channel the Galactic Wisdom of Lyran Space Cats, our Alien Feline Creators.
Discover your 9 Cat Chakras and attain Mental Mastery over Time and Space.
Be the first Cat Priestess on Your Block!!!
SPECIAL LIMITED TIME OFFER!
Participate in the Cat Priestess Fashion Show at the Ribbon Cutting Ceremony for Cathenge at Patricia’s Green in Hayes Valley, San Francisco. Friday, Dec. 02, 2022 and instantly become a registered, official Cat Priestess of the Cat Priestesshood of Pussiopolis – that most venerable (yet excruciatingly hip) of sacerdotal institutions with a lineage beyond the Ice Age and over light years to other star systems in alien dimensions.
When you join the Cat Priestesshood you get:
Hand Lettered Certificate of Authenticity
Pussiopolis Membership Card
Cat Priestess Profile Page on cathenge.net
Sacred Cat Ears
Magical Holofelinity Power Collar of Pizzazzium
Cat Priestess Stickers
Coupons for Advanced Courses in the Mystic Arts of Holofelinity
Interested? Well, what are you waiting for?!
Send a letter of inquiry – feel free to ask any questions.
Art reception and “ribbon cutting ceremony” for “Cathenge” interactive public art installation. a 3D printed interactive “Space Cat Shrine” newly installed at Patricia’s Green in Hayes Valley. This is an evening to celebrate the completion of the immersive “Cathenge” project by David Normal. Come and experience Cathenge, a 3D printed light and sound sculpture, and meet the artist and his team. Reception to include added attractions and entertainments – all for the higher purrr-pose of welcoming the Ancient Space Cats into this dimension at Hayes Valley, San Francisco. This is an official dedication from the San Francisco Arts Commission, with tactical support from Burning Man Foundation, and vital sustenance from the Institute of Crazyology. This event will be held in conjunction with the “Hayes Valley Holiday Stroll” presented by the Hayes Valley Merchants Association and the Hayes Valley Neighborhood Association.
Music: ~MISSION DELIRIUM~ 9:00 PM ~Curious Planet Jazz Band~ 8:00 PM ~DR. HAL ROBINS, HOST & EMCEE~ Performances: ~Cat Priestess Fashion Show~ ~Dr. Paul Koudounaris, PhD, Feline Historian~ Attractions: ~Rocker of Abundance Installation and Performance by Dawn Jian~ ~KrOB Video~ Dedication: ~Ribbon Cutting Ceremony~ ~Jill Manton of SF Arts Commission~ ~Katie Hazard of Burning Man Project~ ~Hayes Valley Merchants and Neighborhood Associations~ ~Artist Statement by David Normal~